"Girl All The Tri Guys Want"

Music by Bowling for Soup
Lyrics by Christina Davis


8 o'clock, Saturday morn and I'm waitin'
To finally go for a ride a little longer than most.
My bike is Sam, and she's a Trek with a triple,
She likes to climb, but goin’ downhill’s when she gets really mean.

And when I swim,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
They’re gonna notice me!

Cause they’re watchin' Tour de France
Creamin' over Levi
Listenin' to the coaches
Feel the burn, in your thigh

Followin’ a race plan
Look at me an Ironman
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Woohoo” and “Go Team!"
As I work relentlessly,
Tryin' to be the girl all the tri guys want.
Yeah, the girl all the tri guys want!

They like to workout and they also like to go fast
Their cupboard’s full of Gu and stuff that is not really food
They know one day they’re gonna place in their age group
They'll never know that I'm the best at good attitude

And when I bike,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
They’re gonna notice me!

Cause they’re watchin' Tour de France
Creamin' over Levi
Listenin' to the coaches
Feel the burn, in your thigh


I like 'em with a M-Dot
Work hard, play a lot
Drivin' with a bike rack
Please don’t wear a Camelbak

Followin’ a race plan
Look at me an Ironman
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Woohoo” and “Go Team!"
As I work relentlessly,
Tryin' to be the girl all the tri guys want.
Yeah, the girl all the tri guys want!
Yeah, the girl all the tri guys want!
Yeah, the girl all the tri guys want!


There they go again
With helmets on, and spandex on their rear
They go so fast, I wanna go fast too
All I wanted was to get past T-2!

Cause I’m watchin' Tour de France
Creamin' over Levi
Listenin' to my coaches
Feel the burn, in my thigh
I got an M-Dot
I work hard, play a lot
And I got's a tattoo... tattoo.... tattoo.....

Followin’ a race plan
Look at me an Ironman
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Woohoo” and “Go Team!"
As I work relentlessly,
Tryin' to be the girl all the tri guys want.


I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
(There she goes again)
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
(There she goes again)
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!
I’m the girl all the tri guys want!